QUEEN AND COUNTRY............A FARCE
.A teenager names Jock Strap makes an Canadian flag for his art class.
And writes the governor general and asks that the Canadian flag be flown from the Flagpole at Buckhimham Palace.
The governor general writes a reply as the queens representative that the only flag that can be flown from Buckingham palace is
the Union Jack.
The kid get people to demonstrate and march on parliament and the palace.
The US president gets involved and he works out a compromise whereby the Queen will fly the Australian flag as she is still Queen of Australia.
And she will also fly the Canadian flag if she gets the title Queen Of Canada.
This is so Britian can lay claim to the artic advises the prime minister of Britain.
15 minute movie QUEEN AND COUNTRY...............COMEDY CAN YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH STEPHANIE.?
Steve A Jeffrey.
Next year Steph this script will be great if you make it great.!
If you don't so sad too bad.Point form Student reads book about intelligent design-Not just an ordinary tect book.
And goes out on the town binge drinking.He takes a girl home with him to college and she leaves at 12.He sleeps with her.
And in the morning he wakes up believing in God.
He sais I believe in Jesus I'm born again.And then he reads he must confess his sins to Jesus and confess Jesus before men in the Life Application Bible.
He goes to find the girl he slep with to apologise for last night because she was a virgin.
He apologises to the girl and there are tears.
And they hug.
And he asks her to marry him.
And she sais I thin it is great for you that you have become a christian.
But I don't believe all that stuff.
I don't even remember last night we were both as drunk as a skunk.
He goes to church that Sunday and the pastor sais boy you need to marry a chirstian when your ready.
The two halves don't make a whole the two complete people become one.
And he meets a christian girl at church she is studying arts he is studying science.
And he asks her out on a date.
On the day of their date.Lighning flashes from one end of the sky to the other.
And they both dissapear.
A crowd seen is shown like the railway station scence from KPAX.
And special effects are used to paint out people who have dissapeared from the crowd.
The girl he slep with is looking for him and finds his calculator and he can see that he has worked out PI to six ditis 3.142865 and the time of Jesus Christs return.
He sais it is 666.
And he has gone with the rest of the christians to be with their Jesus.
Scripture appears on the screen two will be in the same bed one will be taken and the one left.
The script is perfect.
And of course it is not.
So will add to it.
Several things.
The firstthing is to not add to it at all.
Because it is juts an outline.
ANd the student is studying physics and he reads My Science Thesis-Take Einstein to Infinity.
And of course that explains how he worked out when Jesus would come.
But nothing is better than filling in the gaps.
And nothing is more difficult than putting words in people mouths.
So I won't even try.
And I will try to finish the script.
The script is finished that is what Stephanie willl say..
THE CABLE GUY.
A guy was having trouble with his new widescreen TV.
he looked in the yellow pages and Found a DOC BROWN CABLE GUY.
And got him to come out to his house.
Doc fixed the TV and said you don't owe me a thing.
Just call me the next time you need help.
And the TV kept showing the news 24 hours a day.
But the news was a year into the future.
And what he was seeing amazed him the bible was coming true there was a one world dictator and government and they were making everybody accept the number 666 without which they could not buy or sell.
He rang the cable guy who said it had to do with the rational value of Pi and 2+2=4.
Because it was only an approximation of infinity it was only one possible future.
Which he could avoid through hard work.
SO he told his boss and he got fired.
And he told his girlfriend and she left him for a pschiatrist.
And all of his friends one by one deserted him as he tried to convince them the workld was coming to an end.
He would say it's revelations people.
When he would speak at the pulpit in church,..
But he had to find another church because no one would believe his Tv showed the future.
He invited a friend over and his said it is that apocalypic series on TV it is a rerun I have seen before.
And he said it is live it is the future.
And he said the pschatrist dating your girlfriend is right you have serious problems.
Then he called the cable guy to fix his TV.
And the cable guy reset the Tv so it only showed Campus Crusades TV channel It is a wonderful Life.
He heard the four spiritual laws presented to him that he did not have to worry that God loves Him and has a wonderful plan for his life.
And if he would believe that he could do what Joyce Myer said and DO IT AFRAID.
And so with a new postitive confession he gt a new better job.
And his fionce came back to him from the pscharist.
and his friends returned one by one.
And they said there really is something wrong with your Tv it only shows ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE.
But he said to them nothing can seperate us from the love of God which is in christ Jesus niether things present nor things to come.
And he said mu life is truely wodnerful whatever may or may not happen in the future.
And he said the cable guy said this was only one possible future that life is what we make of it.
